Monday, December 7, 2015

Fighting Swine with Swine

I was one who listened to our President give his address lecture to our Nation on Sunday night.

He left out the best defense against these savage Muslim terrorists.  Maybe because it might be deemed 'politically incorrect'.

Much like when he refused to call the Christmas party in San Bernardino, California, a Christmas party, which he labeled a "holiday party".

This idea is one I can almost imagine those old time mountaineers from Eastern Tennessee, Eastern  Kentucky, or Southeast Virginia coming up with.

If the Government wants to take away our 2nd Amendment rights, they can never take away our right to use LARD.........

Fighting Swine with Swine
by Hal Lindsey

It is still unclear exactly how to best fight against an enemy who wants to be killed. During World War II, we faced a similar enemy in the Japanese Imperial Forces, but they were concentrated on islands where we could fulfill their death wish without hurting anybody else, whereas many of the terrorists live among us.

In the light of that, we need to fight Muslims back with religiously effective weapons.

Israeli police are considering using bags of pig lard in buses and other places to deter Muslim suicide bombers. In fact, the proposal has received the approval of the Jerusalem rabbinate

Rabbi Eliezer Moshe Fisher, of the Jerusalem Rabbinical Court, ruled yesterday that "there is no Halachic ban on using bags of lard in buses and other places" when saving lives is concerned. The Halachic permit says bags of lard may be used in any place that might be a target for suicide bombings, such as schools, shopping malls and railway stations.

The rabbi also said that if the police do not use pig fat in buses, tens of thousands of ultra-Orthodox Jews will arm themselves with spray guns filled with liquid lard to be used against terrorists.

Strict Muslim tradition holds that any Muslim who comes in contact with a pig before dying will be denied access to heaven.

"If bags of pig lard will prevent zealous Moslem terrorists from carrying out attacks, I'm all for it," said Deputy Internal Security Minister Ya'acov Edri (Likud) in response to the plan.

In October, former Chief Rabbi Mordehai Eliyahu and Kiryat Arba's Chief Rabbi Dov Lior gave their endorsement to a proposal to test the use of wild pigs in detecting terrorist infiltrators and explosives in West Bank communities.

The idea is not a new one.

Just before World War I, General 'Blackjack' Pershing was stationed in the Philippines, where he was ordered to put down an Islamic insurgency movement.

Pershings troops captured fifty terrorists and had them tied to posts for execution.

Pershing ordered his men to slaughter two pigs in front of the now horrified terrorists. The soldiers soaked their bullets in pigs blood in full view of the fifty condemned terrorists.

Using the pig-soaked bullets, they executed forty-nine of them by firing squad. They dug a big hole, dumped in the bodies of the terrorists, and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc., and covered over the grave.

Pershing let the fiftieth terrorist go. There wasn't another Islamic terrorist incident for forty-two years.

Last year, the Russians began wrapping the bodies of Chechen terrorists in pigskin before burial. It has had a significant effect on acts of terrorism against the Russian state by Islamic terrorists.

Since the Muslim fundamentalists launch their suicide attacks against the U.S. and Israel because of their firm belief that they will immediately go to Paradise to be welcomed by their 72 black-eyed virgins, it follows that they would be terrified by anything that their religious faith tells them would prevent them from going to Paradise.

A devout Muslim fundamentalist does believe that if he touches anything from a pig at death, his is doomed forever. So may I introduce the new Secret super-weapon against Muslim Terrorists missiles and airburst bombs filled with pig parts. There should be special public ceremonies in which our bullets are baptized in pigs blood.

I really do believe that this would immediately suppress their Jihad fervor and strike terror into their hearts. Nations like Italy and Poland that produce a large amount of pig products would be only too glad for us to have the pig manure and other by-products for use in anti-Jihad weapons.

One could call it fighting swine with swine.

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